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  2.   You get my first dance at my first royal ball, and all you can say is ‘I told you so?’

    (Source: anythingyouhold, via delena-love-nian)

     
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  5. v171:

    Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

    (via donutpalace)

     

  6. falloutnovelli:

    vikingsrph:

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

    I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

    DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

    MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

    STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

    STOP STOP STOP

    THIS IS IMPORTANT

    (via busdepot)

     
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  11. hipster-trichster:

    2makeyewsmile:

    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

    Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

    Officer: Don’t have one?

    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Woman: I can’t do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
    please!

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The first officer is stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

    that was a wild ride

    (via sunflowerfag)

     
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  14. graceespooks:

    the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

    (Source: graceebooks, via sunflowerfag)

     
  15. shingekinokyojinheaven:

    awwww-cute:

    The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

    let her on the damn couch you monster

    (via sunflowerfag)